{"file": "audio/story/why.mp3", "duration_sec": 27.8, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.68, "text": "That's our show, and here's the truth, straight from Jesse."}, {"start": 3.68, "end": 5.72, "text": "I didn't build this to get rich."}, {"start": 5.72, "end": 9.68, "text": "I built it because laughing is the only thing that ever paid me back."}, {"start": 9.68, "end": 14.66, "text": "So if we made you laugh tonight, even once, then every maxed out card, every sleepless"}, {"start": 14.66, "end": 18.24, "text": "night, every dollar I didn't have was worth it."}, {"start": 18.24, "end": 19.72, "text": "This is red line."}, {"start": 19.72, "end": 22.76, "text": "This is Kill Jesse, bombed.app."}, {"start": 22.76, "end": 27.84, "text": "Now get home safe and tip your bartender, because nose I can't afford to."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThat's our show, and here's the truth, straight from Jesse. I didn't build this to get rich. I built it because laughing is the only thing that ever paid me back. So if we made you laugh tonight, even once, then every maxed out card, every sleepless night, every dollar I didn't have was worth it. This is red line. This is Kill Jesse, bombed.app. Now get home safe and tip your bartender, because nose I can't afford to.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}