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All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nWelcome to the After Hours bombed live. One mic, four comics, and zero therapists. Let's see if any of them made it out of group. I don't do therapy, I do group text therapy, my whole family on one chat. My mom sends me a meme of her and I in a relationship. It's the only thing she understands about adulting. You ever text your therapist? I did once. She called me in. She was on the same chat as my mom. The therapy era is just capitalism calling therapy a hobby. You can't afford a therapist. Just get a journal app and write I feel and then tap, submit. You ever notice how AI therapy bots don't cry or gaslight you? I'm booking a session with one right now. My issue, Jessie. My free session ran out after the 30-day trial. He still hasn't fixed the bleach bucket leak in his cleaning business. The line about the AI therapist not gaslighting hit because it took a real frustration, being misunderstood, and turned it into something we can all laugh about. But the punchline needed more setup before Jessie. It felt like a non-sequitor. Shea, I'm jealous you mentioned the bleach bucket. I had that joke in my set. I'm not even roasting Jessie. I'm roasting your punchline. It's cinematic, but you had the closer. I was in a Sacramento diner at 4AM sketching on a napkin. AI jokes never bomb I wrote. I told the waitress, I'm building a comedy club where no one ever bombs. She said, sir, your check. Maybe she's the first judge for bomb death, but I like to dream big. I want to build something before it's too late or too hot for the laptop fan. The best joke in this set, Shea's line. I'm booking a session with one right now. My issue Jessie. Why? It had set up AI therapy, a surprising twist Jessie the problem, and a punchline with a tag free session ran out. Rating 8.510, it had personality and a roasting edge. To write better jokes start with a specific image, then deliver the twist that's the knockout. AI can help writers refine ideas fast, and before it's too hot to think at 4AM. Winner Shea Reeves, best punchline. AI therapists don't gaslight you. Check back on bomb-dap for your next AI tuned laugh.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}