{"file": "audio/short-shows/show-2026-05-24-14-short.mp3", "duration_sec": 122.1, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.08, "end": 8.08, "text": "Welcome to Bombed Live, where we roast dreams, careers, and the kind of people who call their 4am hustle inspiration."}, {"start": 8.08, "end": 11.08, "text": "Tonight, roast Jesse Hour."}, {"start": 11.08, "end": 19.08, "text": "You ever open your laptop fan and hear a whisper? Not the word of your computer, no, that's your dad voice trying to make you feel guilty about..."}, {"start": 19.08, "end": 28.08, "text": "...ex. That's Jesse. I'm not roasting him, I'm just explaining how he roasts himself 24-7, and he built a bleach bucket empire from that noise."}, {"start": 28.08, "end": 40.08, "text": "Jesse thinks a comedy club is a place where he can go on stage with his laptop and an upload button and just be done with people."}, {"start": 40.08, "end": 54.08, "text": "That's not a comedy club. That's his customer support desk. He should have just stuck to cleaning. At least he can actually make something spark."}, {"start": 54.08, "end": 65.08, "text": "I shouldn't laugh but that upload button joke was good. It hit because it showed how Jesse treats people like a task. But the closer about the bleach bucket, that was just a flat burn. No real image."}, {"start": 65.08, "end": 78.08, "text": "Shay, that upload button line was so on point I almost had to take notes. And yet Marcus kept talking about guilt like a therapist who still charges cash. Jealousy, maybe, but mostly respect."}, {"start": 78.08, "end": 89.08, "text": "At 48 I watched again same time same couch same dream I thought okay maybe I should have just built that club a few years earlier. Turns out you don't get a do over you just get to start building."}, {"start": 89.08, "end": 105.08, "text": "The best joke in the set, Shay's upload button bit. Why setup Jesse's tech heavy workflow punchline treats people like tasks and the tag not a club it's a desk. Rating 8.510. Good image, tight rhythm."}, {"start": 105.08, "end": 114.08, "text": "AI can help writers by flagging when a jokes just a thought not a hit use it to write better jokes before it's too late."}, {"start": 114.08, "end": 122.08, "text": "Winner, Shay Reeves, best punchline upload button and just be done with people tune in next time at bomb dab."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nWelcome to Bombed Live, where we roast dreams, careers, and the kind of people who call their 4am hustle inspiration. Tonight, roast Jesse Hour. You ever open your laptop fan and hear a whisper? Not the word of your computer, no, that's your dad voice trying to make you feel guilty about... ...ex. That's Jesse. I'm not roasting him, I'm just explaining how he roasts himself 24-7, and he built a bleach bucket empire from that noise. Jesse thinks a comedy club is a place where he can go on stage with his laptop and an upload button and just be done with people. That's not a comedy club. That's his customer support desk. He should have just stuck to cleaning. At least he can actually make something spark. I shouldn't laugh but that upload button joke was good. It hit because it showed how Jesse treats people like a task. But the closer about the bleach bucket, that was just a flat burn. No real image. Shay, that upload button line was so on point I almost had to take notes. And yet Marcus kept talking about guilt like a therapist who still charges cash. Jealousy, maybe, but mostly respect. At 48 I watched again same time same couch same dream I thought okay maybe I should have just built that club a few years earlier. Turns out you don't get a do over you just get to start building. The best joke in the set, Shay's upload button bit. Why setup Jesse's tech heavy workflow punchline treats people like tasks and the tag not a club it's a desk. Rating 8.510. Good image, tight rhythm. AI can help writers by flagging when a jokes just a thought not a hit use it to write better jokes before it's too late. Winner, Shay Reeves, best punchline upload button and just be done with people tune in next time at bomb dab.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}