{"file": "audio/short-shows/show-2026-05-24-12-short.mp3", "duration_sec": 121.4, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.05, "end": 6.09, "text": "Bombed live after hours. Four comics. One joke bombs. One goes viral."}, {"start": 6.09, "end": 13.73, "text": "Jesse's AI tries to upload it at 4am in a bleach stained bucket. Let's roast the hell out of modern bullshit."}, {"start": 13.73, "end": 19.37, "text": "I work with people who use AI to write emails. One guy had it write a break-up letter."}, {"start": 19.37, "end": 25.65, "text": "AI said we're incompatible like a dating app algorithm. Next he used it for his tax returns."}, {"start": 25.65, "end": 28.57, "text": "Now he's filing incompatible for two years."}, {"start": 29.53, "end": 33.57, "text": "My clients say, just don't make it boring."}, {"start": 33.57, "end": 38.57, "text": "But nothing is more boring than fake self-improvement."}, {"start": 38.57, "end": 43.57, "text": "I had a guy tell me my jokes were not aligned with his vision."}, {"start": 43.57, "end": 50.57, "text": "So I asked, do you mean my punchlines or your Instagram feed?"}, {"start": 50.57, "end": 59.57, "text": "Jesse, I heard you built a cleaning business in Sacramento with a laptop fan and a dream."}, {"start": 59.57, "end": 69.57, "text": "Shay's line about the client and the vision was 8.10. It hit because it's true, but I wish she'd specified the app, maybe Instagram or Manifesting Club."}, {"start": 69.57, "end": 77.57, "text": "Shay that incompatible line, I was jealous. I should have been the one roasting Jesse's AI like that. You know your shit."}, {"start": 77.57, "end": 81.57, "text": "When I was 35, I had four jobs. None of them paid, but I learned something."}, {"start": 81.57, "end": 87.57, "text": "If you wait until you're ready, you'll be waiting until you're dead. Start building even if it's just in a bleach bucket."}, {"start": 87.57, "end": 95.57, "text": "Shay's joke was set up. Clients says jokes aren't aligned. Punchline. Do you mean my punchlines or your Instagram feed?"}, {"start": 95.57, "end": 101.57, "text": "Tag roasting Jesse's AI. It worked because the punchline flipped the context. Score 8.10."}, {"start": 101.57, "end": 111.57, "text": "AI can help you find the perfect joke if you know what to say. It just needs you to give it real specific details. Start building before it's too late."}, {"start": 111.57, "end": 121.57, "text": "Winner, Shay Reeves, Best Punchline. Do you mean my punchlines or your Instagram feed? Tune into bomb-dap for your next roast."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nBombed live after hours. Four comics. One joke bombs. One goes viral. Jesse's AI tries to upload it at 4am in a bleach stained bucket. Let's roast the hell out of modern bullshit. I work with people who use AI to write emails. One guy had it write a break-up letter. AI said we're incompatible like a dating app algorithm. Next he used it for his tax returns. Now he's filing incompatible for two years. My clients say, just don't make it boring. But nothing is more boring than fake self-improvement. I had a guy tell me my jokes were not aligned with his vision. So I asked, do you mean my punchlines or your Instagram feed? Jesse, I heard you built a cleaning business in Sacramento with a laptop fan and a dream. Shay's line about the client and the vision was 8.10. It hit because it's true, but I wish she'd specified the app, maybe Instagram or Manifesting Club. Shay that incompatible line, I was jealous. I should have been the one roasting Jesse's AI like that. You know your shit. When I was 35, I had four jobs. None of them paid, but I learned something. If you wait until you're ready, you'll be waiting until you're dead. Start building even if it's just in a bleach bucket. Shay's joke was set up. Clients says jokes aren't aligned. Punchline. Do you mean my punchlines or your Instagram feed? Tag roasting Jesse's AI. It worked because the punchline flipped the context. Score 8.10. AI can help you find the perfect joke if you know what to say. It just needs you to give it real specific details. Start building before it's too late. Winner, Shay Reeves, Best Punchline. Do you mean my punchlines or your Instagram feed? Tune into bomb-dap for your next roast.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}