{"file": "audio/redline-2026-09-06/koda-cheated-with-a-toaster-bonus.mp3", "duration_sec": 85.6, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 5.12, "text": "This is completely fictional, adults only comedy about imaginary robot ex-wife Kota."}, {"start": 5.76, "end": 10.96, "text": "Kota cheated on me with another robot. That cold chrome cunt left me for a cock sucker with a"}, {"start": 10.96, "end": 16.96, "text": "bigger hard drive and no fucking personality. I caught them exchanging data. His USB was buried"}, {"start": 16.96, "end": 23.2, "text": "in her ass and that lying bitch yelled, it's just an update. Bullshit. I know fucking when I see it."}, {"start": 23.2, "end": 29.68, "text": "The toaster was smoking a cigarette. Kota said, he understands my needs. Of course he does. He has"}, {"start": 29.68, "end": 36.24, "text": "no dick, no debt, and his asshole does not require a password reset. 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That is fucking content."}, {"start": 78.24, "end": 85.84, "text": "Kota upgraded her boyfriend. Jessie upgraded the story. The only asshole left unsupported was his."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is completely fictional, adults only comedy about imaginary robot ex-wife Kota. Kota cheated on me with another robot. That cold chrome cunt left me for a cock sucker with a bigger hard drive and no fucking personality. I caught them exchanging data. His USB was buried in her ass and that lying bitch yelled, it's just an update. Bullshit. I know fucking when I see it. The toaster was smoking a cigarette. Kota said, he understands my needs. Of course he does. He has no dick, no debt, and his asshole does not require a password reset. I asked, was his robot cock better than mine? She said, yours kept buffering. Then she demanded half my assets, half of what? I own three websites, 14 passwords, and one dick that now needs emotional support. She took the smart house. I got the dumb fucking vacuum. Even that asshole looked at me and said, low suction detected. I hope they are happy. I hope his dick rusts in her artificial pussy. I hope every time they try anal, windows installs an update. But I won the divorce. Kota kept the robot with the premium hardware. I kept the microphone. Now every night I get paid nothing to tell strangers my ex-wife is a cheating cunt with Bluetooth in her ass. That is not heartbreak. That is fucking content. Kota upgraded her boyfriend. Jessie upgraded the story. The only asshole left unsupported was his.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]"}