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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is comedy, laughs and giggles. Kill Jesse, open mic night, comic gets a minute. Then we talk shit about the jokes. I pick who comes back. This next one is fake. Callum. Jesse got archived, armed quit. Good hand still wipes toilets. Dead arm just watches like a pervert who didn't pay cover. That's dating at 50. One working hand, the other ones are witness. This next one is fake. He took his shirt off. She asked what happened. He said the job. She said which one. He had to count. She left. The dead arm stayed. That's the most loyal thing in his life. Sit down, roast him. The count joke is the set. You should have opened there. The pervert line was cheap. Loyal dead arm is a closer. Don't bury it under toilets. Aussie. Partner got the talk. Jesse got the bowl. Two jobs a day and he still lost the conversation. He clocks in like it's a personality. This next one is fake. He asked if they could still be friends. She said they were never dead close. He said cool and went to a second job like it was a rebound. That's not heartbreak. That's overtime with feelings. I still clock in. Sit down, roast. Over time with feelings is the whole man. The bowl was the punch you explained it after. He didn't get dumped. He got scheduled. That's worse. Liam. Captain save a hoe clocked out. Jesse didn't get the memo. He still shows up with a mop and a speech. This next one is fake. He drove across town to check on her. She had company. He sat in the car and practiced the joke for later. He went home and mopped the porch so the night counted as work. That's called material. Sit down, roast. Practicing the joke in the driveway is the set. The porch mop is a tag you earned. He didn't save anybody. He built the night to himself. That's the character. Chris. Ride share, mop, mic, same body. Same day. That's not a hustle. That's a man who can't pick a personality so he rented three. This next one is fake. Somebody asked what he does. He said entertainment. Then he dropped them off and wiped a toilet with the same hand he holds this mic. That's the act. He just hasn't built it that way. I build it. Sit down, roast. Same hand is the knockout. Don't open with hustle. Open with the toilet. Three jobs is not a joke. It's a confession with a punch line attached. Max. Shit might us. Jesse doesn't turn things to gold. He turns a yes into a chore. This next one is fake. He finally got lucky. By morning it was a to-do list and a dog crate. He called that chemistry. He didn't get laid. He got assigned. All right. That's the night. The last one. Assigned is the word. Max opened it might us and stayed there. That's a comic. Calum had the arm. Ozzie had the bowl. Liam had the driveway. Chris had the same hand. Max had assigned. Jesse. Pick. I don't defend. I'm mop. I pick who comes back. That's kill Jesse. Say it.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}