{"file": "audio/redline-2026-09-04-batch2/2026-09-01-color-roast.mp3", "duration_sec": 74.7, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.44, "text": "This is comedy, laps and giggles. This next one is fake."}, {"start": 3.44, "end": 6.8, "text": "Wescoast Mike, open mic, 60 seconds, four colors, talk shit."}, {"start": 6.8, "end": 11.04, "text": "I'm Jesse. Comic gets a minute. Then Brooklyn talks shit about the set."}, {"start": 11.04, "end": 14.28, "text": "Yellow, go. Jesse's yellow, creative."}, {"start": 14.28, "end": 17.44, "text": "He invented a $5 library of not getting laid."}, {"start": 17.44, "end": 20.64, "text": "That's not art. That's a tip jar with a movie voice."}, {"start": 20.64, "end": 25.92, "text": "Green. Green is steady. Jesse's steady at mopping the same pussy that already left."}, {"start": 25.92, "end": 28.28, "text": "Captain save a hoe on a loop."}, {"start": 28.52, "end": 34.92, "text": "Blue. Blue, Camelian. Seven jobs, seven quits. He changes colors like he changes women."}, {"start": 34.92, "end": 40.76, "text": "None of them stayed. Red. Red protector. He protects a mop and a Tesla."}, {"start": 41.48, "end": 45.24, "text": "The pussy ran a fire drill. He still wants a call back."}, {"start": 45.88, "end": 51.72, "text": "Minutes up. Sit down panel. That wasn't a set. That was a personality test with a hard on."}, {"start": 52.52, "end": 58.92, "text": "Yellow was the only punch. Green was a yellow preview. Blue was his resume. Red was needy."}, {"start": 59.56, "end": 64.04, "text": "Four colors. One mop. Zero jokes that weren't Jesse begging."}, {"start": 65.0, "end": 68.92, "text": "The Camelian pit landed. Everything after was a closet with a branding meeting."}, {"start": 69.48, "end": 74.68, "text": "I don't defend. I mop. Red still wins. Last jokes, mine motherfuckers. Get in the car."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is comedy, laps and giggles. This next one is fake. Wescoast Mike, open mic, 60 seconds, four colors, talk shit. I'm Jesse. Comic gets a minute. Then Brooklyn talks shit about the set. Yellow, go. Jesse's yellow, creative. He invented a $5 library of not getting laid. That's not art. That's a tip jar with a movie voice. Green. Green is steady. Jesse's steady at mopping the same pussy that already left. Captain save a hoe on a loop. Blue. Blue, Camelian. Seven jobs, seven quits. He changes colors like he changes women. None of them stayed. Red. Red protector. He protects a mop and a Tesla. The pussy ran a fire drill. He still wants a call back. Minutes up. Sit down panel. That wasn't a set. That was a personality test with a hard on. Yellow was the only punch. Green was a yellow preview. Blue was his resume. Red was needy. Four colors. One mop. Zero jokes that weren't Jesse begging. The Camelian pit landed. Everything after was a closet with a branding meeting. I don't defend. I mop. Red still wins. Last jokes, mine motherfuckers. Get in the car.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}