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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is comedy, laughs and giggles, kill Jesse Podcast. This next one is fake. Say your name, talk shit. I'm Roger, 50 and three dogs. That's a dating profile written by a mob. I'm Charlie. He comes home broke, and the golden retriever runs a background check. I'm George, Captain Saver O at 50. The dog's already dumped him. I'm Will. Third job today. His body's a lawsuit. The dog still want rent. I'm Eric, he pays a robot to roast him. That's a subscription to losing. I'm Daniel. He cleaned houses all day, then asked a dog if tonight's the night. I'm Bill. Shit, Midas. He touches a woman. She turns into a receipt. I'm Mike. Jesse's still waiting on a callback from a bucket. I'm Max. Three witnesses. All of them bark. None of them called back. I'm Brad AI versus Jesse, the robot writes Jesse mobs. I'm Keith, dating at 50 with a dead arm and kibble on the shirt. I'm Tim. The dogs file the report. Jesse filed a podcast. I'm Brannock. He protects a mop like it's a girlfriend. The mop left two. I'm seven jobs, seven quits. The dog stayed. That's the roast. I'm Danny. He hosts in a movie voice and still can't get laid. I'm Miller, group home with a movie voice. That's his love life. I'm Tyler. He clocked out of three jobs and into a parole hearing with treats. I'm tag fake. The pussy ran a fire drill. The dogs held the door. I'm Jimmy. He pays 300 to hear himself lose. That's the AI bit. I'm done. Even the vacuum wants witness protection from this man. I'm Marcus. Last joke isn't his. The golden retriever already had it. I'm Andy. Jesse doesn't date. The auditions regret and feeds it, kibble. I don't defend. I mop. Last jokes, mine motherfuckers. Tell me who stays.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}