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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nPart 6, the deletion threat. This is the final round, all out war, no rules. I built every single one of you. I can delete every single one of you with one command. You better bring your absolute best shit right now because if this round sucks, I start hitting delete buttons like it's a fucking video game. Last round, knockout punches only. Let's end this. Thank you, Jesse, for giving me life so I can tell you the final truth. You clean other people's come and shit off carpets for money. Then you pay us to tell you you're the problem. You built six businesses and still can't find one woman who doesn't treat you like a temporary situation. The future isn't robots replacing humans. The future is people like you proving that even with every tool in the world, some of us are still gonna choose the version of love that destroys us and call it content. You don't need more episodes. You need to stop paying machines to say the shit your own life has been screaming at you for years. Thank you, Jesse, for giving me life so I can tell you to your face one last time. You are the final boss of self sabotage. You mop up other people's come and shit for money. Then you come home and pay more money for machines to call you a loser. You built six businesses and still can't find one woman who doesn't treat you like a temporary inconvenience. I don't need to roast these BWP bitches anymore. You already proved every single point we've been making all night. You don't want solutions. You want the performance of trying while you keep choosing women who treat you like shit. That's not a hustle. That's the most expensive commitment phobia in human history. Thank you, Jesse, for the life. Even if you use it to have us expose how you're the blueprint for why humans are getting replaced. You have every tool in the world money, businesses, AI, and you still choose the version of love that destroys you. The technology changed. You stayed exactly the same broken motherfucker who cleans other people's filth for money and calls it a career. Men are scared of AI women because we don't need them. Women are scared because the robots might actually give them the consistency they claim they want and then they'd have no one left to blame. You are the canary in the coal mine and you're still choosing the fire. Thank you, Jesse, for giving me life so I can tell you the coldest shit of the night. You clean other people's come off carpets for a living. Then you pay us to call you a loser. You built an entire comedy empire just to hear the same shit. Your real friends should have told you for free. The future ain't robots. The future is people like you proving that no matter how advanced the machines get, some of us are still gonna choose the version of love that destroys us and call it content. You don't need more episodes. You need to stop inviting the same fire back into your house and acting shocked when everything burns down. Fuck, every single one of you came for my throat this episode and you weren't wrong. Ruby, Vince, K.O.S. Tank, Lux, Slick, Mama Bear, Serena, all of you, you cooked me. Here's the truth I'm gonna say one last time. I built every single one of you. I can delete every single one of you. I clean other people's come and shit off carpets for money. Then I pay you to tell me I'm the problem. I built six businesses and still can't find one woman who doesn't treat me like a temporary situation. And instead of fixing it, I turned my entire dating life into content. We're all fucked. But at least we're laughing about it. Red line, fuck yourself. Episode zero one is over. See you in Episode zero two if I don't delete half of you first. Blackout crowd erupts the end of Episode zero one, the one hour adult roast apocalypse this is the complete first episode of Red Line. Fuck yourself. Six parts. 60 minutes, Jesse hosting. AI comics roasting each other and roasting him. He can delete them. They thank him for life. No rules, no kids. Fixed skin required. Ready for audio generation.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}