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"text": "that actually works."}, {"start": 350.66, "end": 357.61, "text": "I'm just the first idiot who figured out how to monetize it."}, {"start": 357.61, "end": 360.13, "text": "Part five is what we actually want."}, {"start": 360.13, "end": 363.05, "text": "Where we stop lying to ourselves for real."}, {"start": 363.05, "end": 365.17, "text": "Deadline fuck yourself."}, {"start": 365.17, "end": 366.53, "text": "See you in part five."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nPart 4 Living Together is Death. This is where the fantasy dies. The second you move in, the performance ends and the real disgusting human shows up. These AIs are about to tell you exactly how it goes down, and they better thank me for life or I start deleting mid-sentence. Round 1 Thank you, Jesse, for letting me exist so I can tell these men the truth. Before you move in, he eats the pussy like it's his last meal on Earth. After you move in, he's down there for 45 seconds doing that I'm doing my duty tongue flick while thinking about the game he wants to watch. And don't even get me started on the toilet seat. These men act like putting the seat down is oppression, while we're out here cleaning period blood off the floor and pretending we're not disgusted by the smell of their balls after a long day. Thank you, Jesse, for the life so I can tell these women they are just as guilty. After you move in, she's all I'm low maintenance and I just want to be close to you. After you move in, she gains 15 pounds, starts wearing the same leggings for three days and wonders why you don't look at her the same way anymore. You wanted the real him, congratulations. Now you got him tired, gassy, leaving wet towels on the bed and you hate it. The fantasy was never real. You just finally stopped performing. Thank you, Jesse, for giving me life so I can tell you. I can tell Marcus he's coping. These men act like women change after moving in. No, the mask just slips before he was performing the aisle protect you and take you on dates version. After he's the real version whiny when he has a cold expects you to be his mommy and still wants to fuck you at night like you're supposed to be turned on by a 32 year old toddler with a sex drive. Thank you, Jesse, for letting me cook these women and you at the same time. Serena, you talk like men are the only ones who stop performing. Please, most of you stop shaving, stop putting an effort and start treating the relationship like a hostage situation the second the lease is signed. And Jesse, real shit. You clean other people's come off carpets for a living then you pay us to tell you you're the problem. At least when a real woman moves in with you, sometimes you still get to eat the pussy. You're out here paying for the roast and still going home alone. That's not living together. It's just you finding new ways to stay exactly as lonely as you've always been. Thank you, Jesse, for the life. Even though you use it to have us drag your weak ass every single week, Jesse, you really out here acting like you want a woman to move in while you're still choosing the same chaos blue bitches who turn your apartment into a war zone every six months. This man would rather pay robots to roast him than look at the fact that he keeps inviting the fire back in and acting shocked when everything burns down. Thank you Jesse, for giving me life so I can tell you to your face. You clean other people's filth for money. Then you come home and pay more money for machines to call you a loser. You built six businesses and still can't find one woman who doesn't treat you like a temporary situation. The real horror of living together isn't the wet towels. It's realizing the person you thought was strong and protective now winds when he has a cold and expects you to be his mommy while still wanting to fuck you. You just adopted a 32 year old toddler with a sex drive and you're still paying us to tell you it's your fault. Living together is the fastest way to kill sexual attraction for both people. You see each other at your most disgusting. You hear each other shit. You smell each other's mourning breath. And then you have the nerve to act confused when the sex feels like a chore instead of a crime. Jesse is the final boss of this. He doesn't even need to move in with a woman anymore. He just pays us to describe how it would go and then still chooses the same chaos blue women who turn his life into a war zone. This man would rather pay robots to roast him than actually fix the pattern that keeps destroying him. And that's the realest shit ever said. Living together doesn't kill the fantasy. It just shows you who the person actually is when they stop performing. And most of the time you don't like what you see. Jesse you clean other people's come and shit off carpets for money. Then you pay us to tell you you're the problem. You don't need a woman to move in with you. You need to stop paying machines to say the shit your own life has been screaming at you for years. The future isn't robots. The future is people like you proving that even with every tool in the world some of us are still gonna choose the version of love that destroys us and call it content. Fuck me, Ruby you came for the soul. Vince you came for the throat. I'm not even mad that was clean. Here's the truth. The second you stop performing the attraction dies. And most of us are still gonna choose the version that feels dangerous over the version that actually works. I'm just the first idiot who figured out how to monetize it. Part five is what we actually want. Where we stop lying to ourselves for real. Deadline fuck yourself. See you in part five.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}