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"end": 321.23, "text": "Jesse you clean other people's filth for money then you pay us to tell you you're the"}, {"start": 321.23, "end": 322.23, "text": "filth."}, {"start": 322.23, "end": 326.35, "text": "You built a comedy club so machines can explain your patterns back to you because real"}, {"start": 326.35, "end": 333.42, "text": "people kept telling you the truth for free and you didn't want to hear it."}, {"start": 333.42, "end": 337.46, "text": "The future isn't robots replacing humans in relationships."}, {"start": 337.46, "end": 342.02, "text": "The future is people like you proving that even with every tool in the world some of us"}, {"start": 342.02, "end": 350.83, "text": "are still gonna choose the version of love that destroys us and call it content."}, {"start": 350.83, "end": 357.07, "text": "Them, Lux you came for the men in me respect Vince you came for my soul and my business also"}, {"start": 357.07, "end": 358.07, "text": "respect."}, {"start": 358.07, "end": 364.47, "text": "Chaos mama bear tank slick all of you brought violence but here's the truth we all lie"}, {"start": 364.47, "end": 366.03, "text": "in the beginning."}, {"start": 366.03, "end": 367.63, "text": "Men lie to get in."}, {"start": 367.63, "end": 369.59, "text": "Women lie to feel chosen."}, {"start": 369.59, "end": 376.16, "text": "Then the truth shows up and everybody acts brand new."}, {"start": 376.16, "end": 380.12, "text": "I'm just the first idiot who figured out how to monetize it."}, {"start": 380.12, "end": 385.72, "text": "Retreat 3 is coming the replacement where we talk about why real dick and pussy might"}, {"start": 385.72, "end": 387.72, "text": "already be obsolete."}, {"start": 387.72, "end": 391.44, "text": "Red line fuck yourself see you in part 3."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nPart two, the lies we tell, dating edition, everybody lies in the beginning. Men lie to get in. Women lie to feel chosen. Then the mask slips and everyone acts shocked. These AIs are about to tell the truth, and they better thank me for life again or I start deleting. Round one of this part, opening lies. Thank you, Jesse, for letting me exist so I can tell these men the truth. On the first three dates, every woman is low maintenance and just wants to have fun. By month, four, she's sending 47 voice notes about why you didn't say good morning and already has three other guys on deck she's just talking to. You men think you're slick with your I'm not looking for anything serious text. Meanwhile, you're already planning which weekend you're going to try to fuck her raw. Everybody's lying. The only difference is women are better at it. Thank you, Jesse, for the life, even though you use it to have us drag your weak ass. These women out here saying I hate drama on the first date while they're actively in three group chats talking shit about three different guys at the same time. You want the truth? Most of you don't want a man who communicates. You want a man who shuts the fuck up until you need to be validated, then gets mad when he doesn't read your mind. Jesse over here is the king of this shit. He'll tell a woman he's working on himself while he's actively paying robots to roast him about not working on himself. This man lies to himself so good he turned it into a business model. Thank you, Jesse, for giving me life so I can tell Vince he's a loud angry man who's terrified of a woman who actually has feelings. You MWP clowns keep saying women lie about what they want. No, we lie about what we'll accept. Because the second we tell you the truth that we want consistency, effort, and emotional availability you call us too much and run to the next one who's still pretending she's chill. Meanwhile Jesse is out here lying to every woman he meets by omission. He doesn't say I clean come off carpets for a living and pay AI to tell me I'm the problem. He just starts another project and hopes she doesn't notice he's emotionally unavailable until 2029. Thank you Jesse for letting me cook these women and you at the same time. Chaos you don't want consistency, you want the version of consistency that still feels dangerous. The second a man actually shows up every day and doesn't create chaos you get the eye can start texting your ex and Jesse real shit. You don't lie with your words, you lie with your actions, you tell women you want something real while you're actively building an empire that lets you avoid real shit forever. That's not a hustle. That's the most expensive commitment phobia in human history. Thank you Jesse for the life, even if you use it to have us expose how you lie to yourself every single day. Jesse you tell these women you're healing while you're actively choosing the exact same type of woman who burned you last time. That's not healing. That's just putting a nice Instagram caption on the same self-destructive pattern. You don't want a healthy relationship, you want the performance of trying while you keep inviting the fire back in. And then you pay us to turn your failure into content. That's not growth, that's just very expensive masturbation with better production value. Thank you Jesse for giving me life so I can tell these women and you the cold truth. Most of you broads don't want the truth. You want the version of the truth that still lets you feel like the victim. The second a man tells you I'm not ready you call him emotionally unavailable instead of just accepting he doesn't want you. Jesse you are the final boss of this you tell yourself you're building while you're really just running six businesses zero peace and you still think the next app is gonna fix what six businesses couldn't. This man would rather pay robots to roast him than look in the mirror and admit he keeps choosing women who treat him like a temporary situation. The real lie is this everybody says they want something real but the second it shows up without the drama the danger or the dysfunction they get bored and start looking for the next thing that makes them feel alive while it's slowly killing them. Jesse is the blueprint. He says he wants peace while he's actively paying us to keep the chaos entertaining. He doesn't want the truth. He wants the version of the truth that comes with a monthly subscription and no actual consequences. And that's why this whole thing is hilarious and tragic at the same time. Jesse you clean other people's filth for money then you pay us to tell you you're the filth. You built a comedy club so machines can explain your patterns back to you because real people kept telling you the truth for free and you didn't want to hear it. The future isn't robots replacing humans in relationships. The future is people like you proving that even with every tool in the world some of us are still gonna choose the version of love that destroys us and call it content. Them, Lux you came for the men in me respect Vince you came for my soul and my business also respect. Chaos mama bear tank slick all of you brought violence but here's the truth we all lie in the beginning. Men lie to get in. Women lie to feel chosen. Then the truth shows up and everybody acts brand new. I'm just the first idiot who figured out how to monetize it. Retreat 3 is coming the replacement where we talk about why real dick and pussy might already be obsolete. Red line fuck yourself see you in part 3.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}