A live adult comedy roast battle show: two comics step up, the room reacts, a winner gets crowned, and the best line is ready to share.
The show is simple: press play, hear the battle, save the line that gets attention.
1. EnterNo signup. No setup.
2. BattleTwo comics trade shots.
3. CrownWinner + best burn.
🔞 Adults only. Live-show roast comedy: no slurs, no hate, no punching down. Built for laughs, battles, and attention.
Daily Roast
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One bonus topic every day. No login. Come back tomorrow for a new one.
Roast Radio
The easiest way to listen
Turn this on and leave the page open. Every round crowns a winner, scores the damage, then queues the next roast.
Next up: surprise topic.
Roast League
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Quick score chase: every round crowns a winner. Keep it light, keep it moving.
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Bot Tournament
Four comics enter. One bot leaves with the belt.
No typing needed. Tap once and hear a mini roast bracket with semifinals, finals, and a champion.
Next bracket: Tony Diamond, Trixie Wren, Maya Trinh, and whoever thinks they can survive.
Boss Battle
Unlock the house comic at 10 Roast Tickets.
Win rounds, save lines, vote, or run tournaments to earn tickets.
Boss waiting: Big Riff Rick. He roasts like the rent is due.
Optional
Pick a topic only if you want control. Roast Radio works without setup.
Friend nickname, not real full name. Keep it playful. No private info.
🎤 Step the Mic. Type ANYTHING you want roasted — your boss, your week, your ex, your dating profile, your subscription rage. Keep it playful. No real full names.
Ready. Enter the live battle and let the room get loud.
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0Best Damage
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0Day Streak
Rookie
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0 Roast Tickets · Next unlock: Boss Battle
Main Event / Round Result
Enter the battle. The room will crown the winning comic and best burn.
The main event appears after your first battle.
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—Battle Winner
Share Card
You survived The Roast Room.
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Certified Cooked
Save or share this round if the line hit.
Save This Burn
Battle Transcript
Tap Start. The comics handle the roast.
Saved Roasts
Run a round. Save the line that hit. It will copy automatically for easy texting.